EVERYONE wants to be carnal with me

Crix tat

Show us a tattoo.

Don't mind if I feckin do!

This hurt like a bitch, but I didn't even flinch and...was I rapping just then?

I'm an insufferable nerd, my friends.

Please note: those are shadows, not strange back discolorations, for reals.

Do y'all know that band called The Feeling? I might be tipsy, but I'd daresay they're the hot lovechild of The Beatles and Mika.

I LOVE it.

Sewn- The Feeling

Oh I'm gonna need to add this too

It's pronounce roSAY, not rose like the flower, I learned one wonderful evening.

What do you think about Ryan Seacrest being chosen to host tonight's Primetime Emmy Awards?

I felt like answering one of these 'questions of the day' but they're all beyond silly tonight. I don't even feel like posting some random annoying picture, that's the level of 
sillliness we're dealing with here. Does anyone have an opinion about Seacrest on the 
Emmys? Both Seacrest AND the Emmys seem like the sort of things that don't really
elicit gut responses either way. I don't know though, it takes all kinds.  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL SPECTOR!!!1

Phil

Wall of CRAZY sound, baybee!

Posh and Becks have moved to Los Angeles: [is this good?]

What?? They have?! Why haven't I heard about this???

???

Show us something you love but everyone else hates. 
Submitted by AKA Vasquez.  

This may be offensive or otherwise not for the public.

good eeeevening, bitches...

Exclude from public explore pages.

How many discount cards do you carry in your wallet and where are they from? 
Submitted by danatmedog.

I carry ALL of the discount cards, because I resent their existence. You think you can make me only shop at you, Grocery Store? Well I'll show you. I'll go ANYWHERE and save.

1. Smoothie King Frequent Buyer Card
2. Tom Thumb "Reward" Card
3. Kroger "Plus" Card
4. CVS "Extra Care" card
5. Albertsons "Preferred" card
6. Pet Smart "Pet Perks" Card

Other cards that aren't really discount cards I guess

7. Blockbuster "Rewards" card. wtf?
8. Hollywood Video Card
9. Starbucks card
10. Passport services info card. I think it's in case you lose your passport.
11. Debit and credit cards
12. Car insurance card
13. Drivers License
14. Train pass
15. But anyhoo

Cards

Hello, by the way! :-D